The weather in New York is always undecided.
Long Island Expressway is the most terrifying road in the world.
MTA is worst than Titanic.
I’m sure there’s a stink bomb in it because this just never happens.
Our “little brothers” are always running the show.
You can’t even dance around when you want to.
There’s never enough of anything in New York.
But we do have plenty of wine, and we share (sometimes) so come and visit!